CABO SAN LUCAS, MX — In an effort to avoid exertion of his fingers, mental activity, and even standing up, your slothful reporter told other Habs Bros correspondents that he would prefer to cover the Glorious Team over the phone.
"I'd really like to turn on the TV, watch the games, and write about them, but I just can't justify waking up and finding the remote," said your totally justified bestest friend (me).
"Anyway, maybe when I get back I'll write a whole bunch of blistering articles. I'm not sure how long it will take me, but I just wrote this email in about 50 minutes, so you can just multiply that by say 20, I guess."
More updates as weeks pass.
UPDATE: Your victimized reporter has been told to get in or get out.
More updates very, very soon.
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