VERITABLE, VALOROUS, VINDICATED, YET VENTURESOME VICTORY

64 000 Hydro-Québec éoliennes across the provinces produce enough electricity to sustain the province until the end of 2011 with collective sigh of Partisan relief. The Canadiens are into Round 2 of the Stanley Cup playoffs.
3rd star: Saku Koivu
2nd star: Alex Kovalev
1st star: Carey Price
Super-duper 1st star?
The talisman worn by Guy Carbonneau to invoke the Power of the Gods. The Hockey Gods.
Only a talisman of such primeval and decadent ugliness could attract the Gods' attention, an object that could cause a God to retch.
"WHAT IS THIS SIGHT?"
"Listen to me."
"WHO BIDS US?"
"Just a coach. A coach who swore to uphold the seal blessed by your forefathers. Will you hearken?"
"YOU DARE SAY THE NAME?"
"We are the name. Will you hearken? The seal calls on you."
"YOU DARE?"
"The seal demands it. You must obey."
"...WHAT IS REQUIRED?"
"Only ever the same."
"VICTORY."
"Yes."
"YOUR AMBITION IS ONLY EQUALED BY YOUR VANITY."
"We swore to be champions."
"WHO IS IT NOW?"
"Only ever the same."
"BOSTON."
"Yes."
"...IT WILL BE DONE. BUT BE WARNED, THAT TALISAMN HAS LIMITED EFFECT. USE IT...WISELY."
"Thy wills be done."
Kraka-ka-boom!